After receiving his degree in cow-tipping from the University of Gormley, Jeff left farm life behind. The fast-talking style he had learned at cattle auctions soon landed him a job at a small radio station, and within a few years he worked his way up to another small radio station. In his spare time, Jeff enjoys sitting on porches and saying, "Storm's a comin'."

Carly is the love child of famed hockey player Carl Brewer and speed skater Cindy Klassen. :) It is no surprise that she is extremely athletic, having climbed Mount Everest and Mount Kilimanjaro on the same weekend.:) She is one of Canada’s leading concert pianists and can type almost 300 words per minute. :) Carly is also a pathological liar. :)

Andrew is a three-time winner of the Nobel Prize for Sweater Vests. He has interviewed many of the biggest stars in rock, including a drummer. His musical expertise has caused Andrew to appear on several TV shows, such as “Square Pegs”. A comic book geek and music freak, Andrew is somehow married.

Samantha is hot. Achingly, spectacularly, burn-your-eyeballs hot. Hot like the tailpipe on a Harley in August. Hot like a jalapeno pepper soaked in Frank’s Red Hot Sauce on the surface of the sun. Hot like they took all the hottest babes in the world and morphed them into one smoke-alicious radio goddess. Man, she is hot.

Day 23. Still no sign of land. The sun beats down incessantly upon me, as my parched lips yearn for just a few drops of drinkable water. The agony of starvation is relentless. My toes are looking tastier and tastier. How has it come to this? Why am I here, alone, set adrift on the ocean of evening shifts? Hello? Can anyone hear me? Are you out there?

She’s 71 years young and cute as a button. She’s fly, she's spry, and she’s lookin’ for a guy. She’s Helen Waite, and if you have questions or comments about the JACK newsletter or this web site, just email her. Sweet ol’ Helen is the grandmother you always wanted to have – if you’re into that sort of thing.

If you’re curious about life on the road of rock, we know someone who knows all the answers. JACK FM has enlisted the expert advice of The Roadie, a 20-year veteran of the biggest traveling rock shows on Earth (and current world record-holder of most venereal diseases caught). He’ll answer your questions each week in the JACK news letter.