One for the Roadie
Q: I met you backstage at a Thorogood show at the Ex a couple of decades ago. You were drenched from the rain. Remember? How have you managed to last so long in the business?
Q: Were you ever part of a show that was cancelled cause the band didn't want to perform?
Q: What is the most disturbing thing you have either seen or heard come out of the mouth of any of the BIG bands you traveled with?
Q: When your tour bus is going from city to city and show to show, does the momentum of travel affect the direction the water in the toilet drains?
Q: Ya know how one day you come home and your wife’s changed her hair? And not for the better. My wife’s never done that. But I wish she would. She’s got a mullet and it’s got to go. How do I break it to her?
Q: I've been divorced for three years and want to seriously start dating. How can I meet a guy? But not just any guy. I want to meet a "bad boy".
Q: The neighbour's kid has a band that practices in the garage most weekends and some weeknights. By the sounds of it they're going nowhere fast. What can I do to silence them?
Q: I was recently outed. I got caught listening to Shania Twain. How do I save face?
Q: My husband has a tattoo that's seriously faded. He wants to get it re-coloured. I want him to leave it alone - mainly because it includes his Ex's name. What should he do?
